Capricorn Horoscope 28th Of April 2010

Mmm Ice-cream! I scream for ice-cream! i really want ice cream :) So today in honour of frozen dairy goodness im going to take a look at the horoscopes given on the Ben and Jerrys website :)

Probably a horrible idea, it might be the worst horoscope yet! We shall seee

Em all 'Mystic Moo' said to me was Cherry Garcia, Oh Mama Mia.... i dont even like cherry garcia, its probably the furthest from my favourite flavour! my favourite is Chocolate Macademia! Yum

heres a picture!!

Ooo Yummy! Im so hungry now, I think i'll have to get some ice cream! So what else can Mystic Moo do i wonder.... the answer is NOTHING! Great ice-cream... bad horoscopes! go figure :)

1/10 my lowest rating yet :(

Horoscope for 22nd Of April 2010

AdZe's Fortune Cookie
You have an opportunity to make yourself heard.

Current Influence of the Inner Planets
Each influence lasts from a day to several weeks.

Take your most ambitious idea, make an action plan and work to make it reality. Give your feelings new life.... Get in touch with mother earth. Tend to practical affairs.... Communication flows well. Organization and negotiation brings favorable agreements.... To get more love, develop your grace, charm and sense of values.

Current Influence of the Outer Planets
Each influence lasts from several weeks to a month or more.

Possibly, you will learn how much is too much by taking on more than you can handle.... Get more power by vowing to become a "master."... Develop your ability to process technical data. Make an effort to think. Dare to become more intense, novel, complex, original and brilliant.... Reach after spiritual goals. Commission a portrait. Live music brings good luck.

Today i certainly tried to make my self heard... dont think it worked though!! Ive Actually Predated this blog because i knew i needed a few days to see whether the weekly and monthly predictions would fan out correctly!

My Inner planets sounds lovely and promising! more communication supposed to be going on... it may become a full blown habit! Get in touch with mother Earth- for that i went for a walk and today i sat in my garden for awhile! best i could do :) Ambitious Ideas... dont really have any! Perhaps find a job and make some money, how more ambitious than that can you get... im gonna need it for my summer car plan, need money to pay for petrol :) And dont worry universe i will get more love by developing my grace, charm and sense of values :)

My Outer planets so i am making a plan to take charge of my life academically! Especially with shorthand, failing that will really ruin my summer car plan! :( I am going to reach to the starts for my spiritual goals and become original and brilliant! This should make for a very positive next few weeks :) I am looking forward to passing first year and becoming an academic master, i think todays picture shall be a picture of the summer, to remind me what im working for :D

Must go get to some live music too, seeing as it brings good luck!

7/10 for you http://www.adze.com/webmaster/horoscopes.php?sign=Capricorn&use=iframe&when=yesterday Jolly Good Job!

April 16th 2010
http://www.horoscopes.co.uk/

A sibling or childhood friend could have news that's partly unnerving but is also exciting. You may be asked if you'd like to be involved. A party atmosphere is likely to prevail with even you seeing more potential in plans than usual. Numerous short journeys could be made necessary when someone gets lost or misses a connection.

No siblings or childhood friend news thats unnerving... my sisters did both offer to help me buy a car! but thats nto unnerving its great :D So i perhaps it does create a party atmostphere because im very excited that the summer is coming, im hopefully going to get a car and a drivers licence and i will be on my way! Im hoping to get an oldish Volkswagen Beetle or Mini cooper... lets look at photos shall we :)

I would be happy with any colour to be honest! and as long as its just 10 years old or younger I will love it for a good price!! Oh and yes i am aware that both the pictures are in fact toy carse because A) i do not know how to drive yet and B) My dream may never come true... i Hope my next horoscope says something about driving and getting a new vehicle or mode of transport or something! ROLL ON THE SUMMER!!! :D

oh and because im in a good mood! http://www.horoscopes.co.uk/ 8/10 :D

I Shall leave you with my Facebook Fortune cookie for today!

In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love.

How Uplifting :)

Capricorn Horoscope Friday, April 9th 2010

This may be the most potent Mercury station of the year for you, Capricorn, because it has been getting in the way of your recreation and social life for some time now. With the release of that pressure on you, you'll need to find ways to release yourself from commitments that don't promote your best interests. If you've been working with a loved one or a child on academic or business plans, it's time for them to fly solo. Today is a day that favors releasing some responsibilities to make room for others.

Todays Horoscope comes from Facebooks very own Daily horoscope application... this should be interesting! I think everyone on facebook catches sight of a horoscope or two every week and secretly reads whether or not their crush will ask them out! So today I am going to analyse just how accurate it is! So basically i need to stop helping all my friends with their academic or business plans... im not really helping anyone at all! We students just stick to our own, we can barely do our own work let alone someone elses!

Next ..

Your Love Horoscope

Communications will take precedence when it comes to matters of the heart today, Capricorn. Whether you are single or attached, you will find that conversations you have today are going to be very fruitful and in line with your expectations of love. This is a time where you are completely understanding what others may be telling you, and you are also being as equally understood. If you have been waiting for a moment to get the message across to a certain someone today, you can do so through writing, and the message will be well received.

I have been sending meaningful texts today and all has been received well so i suppose that is sorta true.... i also tried to be extra understanding and communicative but nothing particularly interesting happened and nothing stands out! Its a little disappointing but i guess it cant be bang on every day!

6/10 for facebooks daily horoscope application! Not all that accurate a little bit too broad for my liking, and kind of a let down!

Today's Horoscope: April 4, 2010 courtesy of http://www.astrocenter.com/us/Default.aspx?Af=0

Finding the comfort point may be difficult for you, Capricorn. You might feel as if you aren't connecting with your ideals or goals. Even though you try to put things into motion, they don't really pan out the way you'd like. There's a difficult energy making you feel like you need to join one camp or the other to feel accepted. The problem is that neither side looks appealing. Feel free to start your own camp.

I have no idea what this whole mumbo jumbo means really... but i think i will start my own fantastical and amazingly inviting camp that everyone will want to join... sounds great! :) But todays astrological forecast is not very imformative so i signed up to astrocenter.com to receive more detailed reports and i got an email that had my personal astrological profile! for example....

Famous Capricorns:
Muhammad Ali, Humphrey Bogart, Al Capone, Marlene Dietrich, Ava Gardner, Mel Gibson, Eartha Kitt, Jack London, Henri Matisse, Henry Miller, Mao Tse-tung, Richard Nixon, Aristotle Onassis, Elvis Presley, Sade, Albert Schweitzer, Howard Stern, Donna Summer, Christy Turlington. All very exciting celebrity capricorns i think my fave would have to be either Muhammed Ali "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" great quote :) or eartha kitt the infamous american actress who everybody knows sang the original santa baby... which just happens to be one of my top 3 chritsmas songs.. the other 2 i think its too early in the year to reveal them ;) i will however link you to earthas fantastical 1953 hit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Other interestign elements of the email included my strengths and weaknesses, my weaknesses were strangely accurate i must admit

Weaknesses:

Calculating, despotic, indifferent, inflexible, moody, schoolmasterly, severe, skeptical, opinionated, rigorous

I hate to agree but i am all of the above, oh well at least astro center's got something right.

Apparently i am a down to earth realist... I'll take that!

6/10 for Astro center.com :)